Some tools that I have written might come in handy for you too.
If you're looking for a cross-platform internetworking hacker(?), you may want to take a look at my resumé(PDF).
(Then again... my sword is currently sworn to a worthy cause.)
Perhaps you're looking for my PGP keys? I also maintain keysigning party participant lists once in a while.
For the record, once upon a time I kept a digitally timestamped collection of my ideas.
Here you will also find my obsolete Forgotten Realms Novels List.
Just in case someone ever needs it, the "enterprises 1615" MIB is in here.
Finally, you're welcome to look at some old photo albums.
"Computer science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes." — E.W. Dijkstra
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